Not A Morning Person — Little Defamation Card Pack

24 Caffeinated Comments to Kick Off Your Day

Mornings are for silence. Coffee. Reflection. Maybe a deep sigh and a slow blink.
Not for chirpy people, cheerfulness, or full-sentence conversations before caffeine.

For those who firmly believe that “Good Morning” is an aggressive greeting, this Little Defamations pack delivers 24 brutally honest, coffee-fuelled cards to help you survive sunrise stupidity. Display today’s mood on your desk, kitchen counter, bedside table or anywhere early birds dare approach.

Box Size: 115 x 80 x 30 mm.
Gift set includes 24 delightfully caffeinated comment cards + timber display stand.

Why you’ll (begrudgingly) love it:
☕ 24 cards featuring brutally honest morning moods
☕ Timber stand to display today’s level of tolerance
☕ A hilarious gift for grumpy coffee lovers
☕ Not meant to offend — just dangerously accurate
☕ Perfect for work desks, kitchen benches & pre-coffee communication barriers

Birds might catch worms, but humans need caffeine.
For the emotionally exhausted, verbally unfiltered, and spiritually aligned with their snooze button.

Little Defamations:
Because we can’t all be sweetness and light before 10am.