I Shit You Not — Little Defamation Card Pack
24 Inappropriate Thoughts for Almost Everyone in Your Life
Because sometimes, the only appropriate response… is deeply inappropriate.
This delightfully unfiltered little box contains 24 hilariously honest cards featuring the kind of thoughts you might think—but definitely shouldn’t say out loud. Until now.
Perfect for your work desk, kitchen bench, home office, or that sacred shelf of sarcastic wisdom, each card delivers a brutally funny, slightly offensive, yet painfully relatable truth. Comes in a compact gift box (115 x 80 x 30 mm) complete with a timber display stand, so you can proudly showcase your mood — one inappropriate revelation at a time.
Why you’ll (inappropriately) love it:
✨ 24 hilariously questionable thoughts — painfully accurate
✨ Timber stand included for daily display of your current emotional instability
✨ A gift for people who don’t take life too seriously (or take it WAY too seriously)
✨ Not meant to offend — just to remind us we’re all a little unhinged
Little Defamations don’t aim to inflame — they simply acknowledge that we can’t all be wholesome, mindful unicorns 24/7. Sometimes, sarcasm is self-care.
24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life.
I shit you not.
