Funny Morning Mug – “Shut the Fuck Up”
Why do people insist on speaking before 9am? Honestly… shut the fuck up.
If being spoken to before you've had your morning brown makes you feel a little stabby, then this mug is your new emotional support vessel. Designed for the caffeine-deprived and socially unavailable, our Defamations Mug proudly displays your mood so you don’t have to waste words (because clearly, you don’t have any before coffee).
Defamations Mugs are here to cradle your warm beverage, protect your peace, and ward off any overly cheerful morning people. Full of funny thoughts and a little bad attitude to help you survive the AM chaos — or at least get a laugh while you caffeinate.
☕ Mug Specs:
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330 ml stoneware mug
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Microwave & dishwasher safe
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Designed to offend appropriately before breakfast
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Perfect gift for grumpy caffeine goblins, office mooners & sarcasm lovers
Warning: Do not approach the mug holder before coffee. Side effects may include blunt honesty, eye rolls, and unfiltered language.
